Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen may have just won the offseason with a tweet for the ages.
This past week, Allen reportedly was spending time with his girlfriend, actress Hailee Steinfeld, in Paris, where the two-time Pro Bowler posted on social media for the first time since the NFL season.
His three-line tweet was loosely structured like a haiku and involved some good old fashioned coarse humor about a classic wardrobe malfunction.
My pants ripped at dinner 🙁🤣
Didn’t want cheeks out…
I love Paris 😁— Josh Allen (@JoshAllenQB) March 5, 2024
Videos of Allen and Steinfeld hanging out together in the City of Love have since been making rounds on the internet, and one clip shows Allen stepping out of a car with a sweater tightly wrapped around his waist. It doesn’t take a whole lot of detective work to figure out why.
Fans couldn’t stop laughing at Allen’s confessional tweet:
Bro don't tweet much but when he does it's
bangers— Dannnnielll (@DaniniThaPanini) March 5, 2024
I thought this was a fake account 😭
— ɪᴍ.ʀɪʟᴇʏ シ ✞ ☘️ (@CookedByRiley0) March 5, 2024
I see London I see France….
— Danielle LaFave (@danielleriley3) March 5, 2024
There's never TMI with Josh. Never.
— Bob Piljay (@BobPiljay) March 5, 2024
wise words from fantasy QB1
— Yahoo Fantasy Sports (@YahooFantasy) March 5, 2024
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— Goodberry Variant (@Glenn_Goodberry) March 5, 2024
— Buffalo Sports Chatter (@ChatterBuffalo) March 5, 2024